Buckle-Down Disney Pet Nightmare Before Christmas Jack Skellington Suit Plastic Buckle Polyester Dog Harness, Black White, X-Large: 20 to 31-in chest

In my 3 decades as a dog mom, dog trainer and groomer I've never seen such an Ill-fitting harness! It seems to me that it was sewn totally incorrectly. I've both owned and worked with so many breeds of dogs and the way this fits, I can't imagine a dog with a body that this would fit. I don't think a dog that could wear this exists. The strap underneath from the front is too short! It's so short that the piece that goes around their chest gets pulled forward and pinches their armpits so badly I'd never even try to walk my guy in this because it'd be painful. He was miserable and uncomfortable just standing still in it. And before anyone says anything, I got exactly the right size for his chest measurement. The issue is the strap that comes down from between the front legs down the front middle of their chest. It's literally inches too short. It's just a totally incorrect shape as it pulls everything forward underneath them. I'd take photos and will if absolutely necessary, but I'm so frustrated I just packed it up and am trying to figure out what to do with this thing because I don't want it, it'll never fit any dog I know even if my friend group and dog groom clients and there's no way I'm putting it on my dog again. I can't find any way to return this but if anyone at Chewy can help, let me know. I don't even want it in my house I'm so frustrated with it. The poorest design I've ever seen. Oh and if you do even kind of get it on your dog, when you lift up on the ring where the leash attaches as if you're walking them, the whole harness lifts and bunches up at the top. There is literally not one part of it that fits correctly. I'm sitting here waiting for the company to admit they made a mistake in the design. I'm mostly really upset because my husband and I love Nightmare Before Christmas and this was going to be a gift for my hubby since our pup is his "Zero". I also find it interesting and kind of telling that I even google searched and I can't find even one photo of an actual dog wearing a harness like this from this specific company. That's because it literally fits no one I'm sure. And yes I'm upset. I review products on YouTube for going on 5 years, so buying, testing and reviewing products is my thing. Believe me, y'all do not want me reviewing this. Just tell me how to return it.