How to Tell If Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You

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"How to Tell If Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You" compiles some of most popular cat jokes found on TheOatmeal.com and folds them into one neat, tidy package. The well-loved satire and entertainment website brings you favorites like, "How to Pet a Kitty" and "Bobcats," plus 15 new comics created exclusively for this collection. With the included poster, you'll be able to display your love—and fear—of your cat to your friends and family, while you enjoy some side-splitting laughter.

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Rated 4.2 out of 5 stars
24 Ratings

13 Customer Reviews



Rated 5 out of 5 stars
By Marianna on Nov 5, 2025

Everything sounds so familiar

The author has had a lot of experience with cats. This is exactly what they do. Now we know why.

The author has had a lot of experience with cats. This is exactly what they do. Now we know why.


Rated 5 out of 5 stars
By Connie on Sep 4, 2025

Cute

Cute book bought as gift for daughter. They’re cat lovers and they enjoyed the humor.

Cute book bought as gift for daughter. They’re cat lovers and they enjoyed the humor.


Rated 3 out of 5 stars
By Geoff on Apr 8, 2025

Funny at times but mostly nonsensical

Fun drawings and some funny parts but overall the book is nonsensical and many of the jokes stretch for humor and have little or no relation to the title.

Fun drawings and some funny parts but overall the book is nonsensical and many of the jokes stretch for humor and have little or no relation to the title.


Rated 5 out of 5 stars
By jean on Jun 11, 2025

Cat book about how to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you

If you own a cat sometimes you wonder if their out to get you

If you own a cat sometimes you wonder if their out to get you


Rated 1 out of 5 stars
By Michael on Mar 15, 2025

Cute book.

Pouch of food had leaked on it and mostly unreadable.

Pouch of food had leaked on it and mostly unreadable.


Rated 5 out of 5 stars
By Nathalie on Dec 14, 2024

Great book - for cat lovers!

Entertaining!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Entertaining!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Rated 5 out of 5 stars
By Fran on Oct 8, 2024

Bought this for our adult granddaughter who has 3 cats she loved it

Funny read

Funny read


Rated 3 out of 5 stars
By Mary on Jan 7, 2024

How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you

Not appointed for kids and not funny unless you work in an office

Not appointed for kids and not funny unless you work in an office


Rated 2 out of 5 stars
By CBNJ on Sep 14, 2022

Disappointed

I got this book for a young teen who has a lot of cats and a great sense of humor. Unfortunately in previewing it before gifting I came across the chapter how to

I got this book for a young teen who has a lot of cats and a great sense of humor. Unfortunately in previewing it before gifting I came across the chapter how to tell if your cat is a raging homosexual. It is at a minimum an insensitive chapter and on further look the book is ten years old. Time for an update. The rest of the book looks funny but it has to go back. Disappointing.


Rated 5 out of 5 stars
By jjoy on Mar 18, 2022

Hilarious!

What a great book. Like the way it's drawn, and laughed out loud many times as I read it. SO much easier to understand my cats now! (Just kidding ... I HOPE they're

What a great book. Like the way it's drawn, and laughed out loud many times as I read it. SO much easier to understand my cats now! (Just kidding ... I HOPE they're not planning any of these assaults, attacks, or sneaky plans.) ... Have to look into others by him. :D