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How to Tell If Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You

By Andrews McMeel
Rated 3.6 out of 5 stars
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"How to Tell If Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You" compiles some of most popular cat jokes found on and folds them into one neat, tidy package. The well-loved satire and entertainment website brings you favorites like, "How to Pet a Kitty" and "Bobcats," plus 15 new comics created exclusively for this collection. With the included poster, you'll be able to display your love—and fear—of your cat to your friends and family, while you enjoy some side-splitting laughter.

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Rated 3.6 out of 5 stars
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Rated 2 out of 5 stars
By CBNJ on Sep 14, 2022


I got this book for a young teen who has a lot of cats and a great sense of humor. Unfortunately in previewing it before gifting I came across the chapter how to tell if your cat is a raging homosexual. It is at a minimum an insensitive chapter and on further look the book is ten years old. Time for an update. The rest of the book looks funny but it has to go back. Disappointing.

Rated 5 out of 5 stars
By jjoy on Mar 18, 2022


What a great book. Like the way it's drawn, and laughed out loud many times as I read it. SO much easier to understand my cats now! (Just kidding ... I HOPE they're not planning any of these assaults, attacks, or sneaky plans.) ... Have to look into others by him. :D

Rated 5 out of 5 stars
By DOMI on Dec 26, 2021


All four resipents ,went crazy after opening there present /cat lovers for sure and the stuff in it is so true and aceturate ..unbelievable LOL

Rated 5 out of 5 stars
By kittykat on May 17, 2021

wonderful book!!!! very funny!!!!!

I loved this book! i got it as a gift for my cat-loving friend. we read it together and found it very funny. I found nothing wrong with it though it was mildly disturbing........ but i would completely suggest it to anyone, as long as they were expecting to get a book not a mug, of course.

Rated 1 out of 5 stars
By Bella on Mar 25, 2021

Disappointing read!

I was very disappointed with the book which I purchased as a fun gift. It was very disappointing. Actually, I thought I ordered a cup featuring "Your cat is plotting to kill you". When the book arrived in my order, I thought I might keep it, so I read it. Not really humorous. Sorry to give such a bad review, but best to tell the truth.